This is Cartman's bit, enjoy.

"Godammit don't shoot me!"

"You piece of crap, I'll kill you!"

Kyle's mum is a bitch song

"Screw you hippy!"

"I'm not fat, I'm big boned"

"I'm not fat, I'm festivly plump"

"Godammit I didn't have an anal probe!"

"...the ultravibe pleasure 2000..."